Signs of a Degenerating Mind

Will vary from person to person. This is a first hand account.

• Whatever you think, your mind automatically puts a question mark after that.
  
• Even before you plan something, you think of alternative courses of action.
  
• You keep pondering, and then don't have an answer if someone asks what you are thinking.
  
• You are doing some work while talking on the phone, pressing it between your shoulder and ear - and a straining neck makes you realise that the conversation had ended long back.
  
• You know you need change, but don't know what.
  
• You falter in your conversation because you cannot recall words like 'sincere', 'appropriate' or 'revert'.
  
• You need a reminder for daily chores, and one more to set the reminder.
  
• Sometimes 5 days in the week pass faster than the weekend.
  
• Your chat conversations with even old friends have a 'What else?' within the first 10 lines.
  
• Your blog updates are rare, and the occasional ones all have the same label - 'Rambling'.